My Blog Without Me
An actual conversation I had over IM earlier today (OK yesterday for those of you who actually look at the time I posted this)…
>3:34:38 PM Josh: comment submitted
>3:35:04 PM Jeremy: I think I’m just not going to submit anymore…..and let you guys take over my website…you’re way funnier
>3:35:13 PM Josh: NOOOOOO
>3:35:14 PM Josh: POST
>3:35:18 PM Josh: then we’ll rip you
>3:35:25 PM Jeremy: yes I know
>3:35:27 PM Jeremy: I was only kidding
And kid I have. For you are currently reading the newest blog post by none other than yours truly. In recent weeks my website has taken on a life of it’s own. This has been spurred on by the likes of Josh, Erika, and Sara. They’ve had quite the time commenting on my last post mostly because I’ve been too busy to post anything. It’s all very very exciting and frankly more exciting and funnier than I could ever be. Perhaps I should stop posting and allow the readers to run rampant. Perhaps I should let Josh’s insult machine run free. Perhaps I should let the world come to an end as we know it. Or…perhaps not. :)
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erika on November 1st, 2007
I don’t think the whole world will come to an end just by your not posting. However, Josh and Sara’s worlds might come crashing down around their ears.
Josh, Jeremy is a wonderful guy, but I barely know him. We’ll see what happens as time goes by. ;)
Sara, I love you, but you tend to instigate things…and that’s all I’m gonna say.
Josh on November 1st, 2007
Erika,
Let me spray Miracle-Gro on your budding relationship with Jeremy so that your relationship with him can blossom into something beautiful.
Jeremy’s family name used to be O’Driscoll.
Jeremy has a cat named Yoshi.
Jeremy had dozens of nicknames in college including Drizzle, Drisc, DrizzleWhiz, Driznatch, etc
Jeremy listens to techno music.
Jeremy used to sleep for hours with his alarm clock going off loudly three inches from his head.
Jeremy is drunk with power and rage.
Jeremy was #11 on his college club volleyball team.
Jeremy was affectionally referred to as “DoubleSticks” due to his afore-mentioned sports number and his skinny build.
Jeremy has a huge, manly 21 inch computer monitor.
Jeremy sometimes feel asleep during Computer Science courses in college.
Jeremy would give anyone the shirt off his back.
Jeremy is good at fooseball.
Jeremy was once stalked by a crazed freshman chick named Anna.
Jeremy is accomplished at English country dancing.
Jeremy has vowed to commit an unspeakable act in the Bethel CS elevator.
Maybe that will give you some insight into Jeremy and the caliber of man he is.
Josh on November 1st, 2007
Nice post Drisc! Hope you don’t mind me revealing all those secret things about you from your past. And I feel like a celebrity with our IM conversation proudly displayed as a centerpiece of your posting.
erika on November 1st, 2007
Josh, thank you so much for the insight into Jeremy’s life. I think you might have just sealed the deal.
*sara* on November 1st, 2007
i am pretty sure erika that it was your comments that instigated anything–its not my fault josh noticed through your own words, the affection growing out of you. Besides, jeremy and i have had a long discussion about how he’s going to marry a girl from my church and move into the house next door.
Josh on November 1st, 2007
Erika,
Sara is right—your own flirtatious posts brought this storm down upon you.
I think you should just say the following in the next comment just to get it all out in the open: “Jeremy, I like you and would like to get to know you better in order to determine if marriage is in our future. Also I think you’d look good in a baby blue tux.”
*sara* on November 1st, 2007
i think that baby blue is NOT jeremy’s color. He’s too pale. Maybe like a green..like that one sweater he always wears. Maybe that.
I also don’t think that Josh, you should get your hopes up. Jeremy will never post enough for you to get to know him intimately.
I will tell you that in his Bible (which he received in High school) he spelled his last name wrong. That’s right. He did it. Not the person that gave it to him, but Jeremy himself spelled his last name Drisoll, leaving out the crucial C that makes him the man that he is.
erika on November 1st, 2007
Whomever Jeremy decides to marry will hopefully be smart enough to let him pick out the color of tux he wants to wear…as long as it’s black.
Josh on November 1st, 2007
I have comments to all of you:
Jeremy–how could you misspell your own last name? That’s atrocious. You should enroll in remedial English right away. It’s all that German you’re wasting your brain cells on when you have yet to master your own language. Go forth and spell better Jermy Dricole.
*sara* - I say Jeremy should embrace his paleness and not be afraid to wear light colors–if they make him look a little like a washed out ghost, so be it. Secondly, i know Jeremy more intimately than any of you would believe…we had a very special moment together once—at a cabin, a few miles outside of Willmar, MN. Jeremy knows what I mean.
erika - You need to be more aggressive with Jeremy so he understands your interest in him. If you have to ask him out yourself, then do so. Please tell me though, that you’re not interested in him only for his hot red sports car.
Josh on November 1st, 2007
Little known fact about Jeremy Driscoll: he sings the man’s part on the “Hips Don’t Lie” duet with Shakira.
Josh on November 1st, 2007
When Driscoll wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska!
erika on November 1st, 2007
Jeremy drives a hot red sports car? hmmmm. I may have to rethink this.
Josh on November 1st, 2007
Well, Jeremy’s car is hot until he gets in it. After that, not so much….BOOOYA
Pam on November 1st, 2007
Man, I should start reading the comments again… WAY more interesting than the entries! Josh, Sara tell us more of the gossip.
*sara* on November 1st, 2007
oh josh…your intimate moments with our dear jeremy cannot compare to my evening on a picnic table in the woods…
he even meant to hold my hand…hahaha.
pam. welcome to the circus. i’ve been told its quite entertaining..and i bet that your knowing german will give erika a run for her money. although, she doesn’t have much money-so it won’t be a very long run. either way, glad you’re here–any opinions on tux colors?
erika on November 1st, 2007
wait…i have competition?!???!
jeremy on November 2nd, 2007
I almost feel like I have to post in here these days. This is where all the action is. I’m certainly glad all of my secrets are being floated about on the internet now. Well done all. :)
jeremy on November 2nd, 2007
I gotta go with Orange for the tux color. My best man gets the Baby Blue one. Top hats shall be included. Oh, and we have to have canes so we can sword fight during the ceremony.
“It would look like this…”:http://www.geakazoid.com/gallery/v/random_001/dumber.png.html
Another Jeremy O’Driscoll fact that may not be well known is Dumb and Dumber is my all time favorite movie.